Life has been crazy! The past few weeks have been very hectic in my life. Work is stressful, and I’ve been scrambling trying to prep the house for the arrival of my daughter any time now. My wife is 37 weeks pregnant, so we are very close to the finish line… or the starting line depending on how you look at it. So, what a better way to relax than running a race with free beer at the end! Sign me up!
That’s what I did a few months ago. I signed up for the Christian Moerlein Beer Series in Cincinnati. Christian Moerlein Brewery sponsors 3 races in Cincinnati throughout the year, the Bockfest 5K, the Little Kings Mile, and the Hudepohl 7K/14K. The Flying Pig Marathon organizes them, so I knew they would be great races. Signing up for all 3 races is only 100 dollars total, and each one comes with quite a few freebees. Plus, running all 3 classifies you as a Brew Hog, which gets you quite a few things if you are a beer fan:
Definitely a wearable race shirt
- 1-year Hogshead Union Membership ($30 Value)
- Includes personal invites from brewers to monthly seasonal beer tappings the 1st Monday of every month
- 20% discount on Moerlein Store Merchandise
- Social Media contact with Lager House for advanced notifications of new beers and all events and discounts prior to public announcements
- Hogshead drinking vessel usage at Lager House
- Invitation to Happy Hour at Christian Moerlein Tap Room for Octoberbest
- Commemorative, Special Edition Beer Series Beer Mug
Race Day
I always arrive too early.
The race started at 10am, which is extremely reasonable, especially for someone that has to drive an hour to get to Cincinnati. Yes, I drove an hour. As my wife pointed out, I was in the car for more than 4 times as long as it would take me to actually run the race. Did I mention there was free beer? I rest my case. Anyway, there was plenty of parking in Cincinnati. There always is. I parked in the Washington Park garage about a quarter mile from the race start and finish, which is not unreasonable to me. Parking is hourly, and I only ended up paying $3 for the 3 hours I was parked there. The race is in the Over the Reign area of Cincinnati. To say it is a bad part of town is probably an understatement. It might be one of the worst parts of Cincinnati, but I didn’t feel in danger at any point. Maybe that is naive, but I really didn’t. There were plenty of police officers and construction workers who were working on the road that I felt very safe. I ended up getting to the race very early as I usually do since I’m paranoid about missing the start. So, I had about an hour to kill when I made my way to the Moerlein Brew House where the Bockfest is held, but that was fine. There was music playing and a lot of people milling around to people watch.
My race bib. I had already used one of the beer tickets.
The Race
The race was only a 5K, which is short compared to what I am used to running. However, it was my first race since shoulder surgery, and I had only been running for 2 months, so I planned on taking it easy, and enjoy my beer. The race started with the National Anthem sung very slowly by a University of Cincinnati student and Flying Pig Marathon intern. She was good, but there must be too much military in me, because it took about twice as long as it should.
Nice race course with decent elevation changes for some variety
BANG! We’re off. It’s crowded getting going, but that was to be expected. The race loosened up about a half mile into it as there was a pretty large hill to start the course, and some people obviously don’t know how to run hills. I saw a lot of walkers this early into the race. I passed many, many people as I continued my comfortable pace up the hill. Then, back down the hill. I picked up speed with every step. I was moving much faster than I anticipated, but the hill made it so easy to keep going. I was still passing people. Before I knew it, I was only a mile from home and moving much faster than I expected. So, much for taking it easy. Let’s see what these legs can do! One mile to the finish line and a slight uphill the rest of the way. A quarter mile from the finish, I’m a little gassed, and 1 person passes me. I quickly realize that was the only person that passed me all race. I was definitely moving. I make the final right turn, see the finish line a tenth of a mile away, and bring it home! Wow, sub-24 minutes! I was planning on coasting that race in about 5 minutes slower than that. Adrenaline is a heck of a drug. I picked up pace every mile all the way through the finish. I was still far from my PR of sub-21 minutes, but I was in marathon shape then. I have only been back for 2 months after a 2 month layoff. I’m pleased. A nice, young lady hangs my bottle opener medal over my head, and I make my way to the beer.
Not my fastest, but respectable
After Party
The Bockfest 5K kicks off Bockfest in Cincinnati, so there is plenty of food, drinks, and activities to go around. As part of signing up, I received 2 free beer tickets and a ticket for a Skyline Chili cheese coney. I took advantage of 1 beer ticket, and received a nice 16 oz bock, which tasted great. (I would have used the second if I was staying longer, but I had to get back home to paint my daughter’s room.) I really like Moerlein beers generally. I try to pick them up at the grocery store on occasion. I did pass on the cheese coney as that just didn’t sound good after the race, but there are plenty of Skyline fans in southern Ohio. I just don’t happen to be one. There was also more food to buy if you like, but if you ran, you probably had plenty of free stuff to get you through to your next meal.
Overall
It was an excellent race. I’m usually not a 5K fan, I just get up to speed by the time the race is over, but this one I definitely enjoyed. There was perfect weather. The swag was great, and the beer was cold and refreshing. I can’t complain. After the craziness of the past few weeks, I needed to kick back with a good run and a good beer anyway.
Dual purpose medal!